. It’s important to follow your heart, but equally important to take your brain with you.
. It is impossible to make the same mistake twice, because the second time is a choice.
. It is better to be unique that trying to be perfect.
. Life is too short to be serious all the time. If you can’t laugh at yourself, call someone who will laugh at you.
. That tingly feeling that is experienced when you like someone is often common sense leaving the body.
. It’s better to have loved and lost than to do thirty pounds of laundry a week.
. Take the opportunity to smile while you still have teeth.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
To succeed in life, you need three things – a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.
There’s a difference between being anti-social and anti-stupid.
. Moving on is much easier to accept when you realise the other person was batsh*t crazy.
If anybody needs me, I’ll be in the pub…
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